“Paul’s purporting to be pedantic,” Polly purred. She stretched a slinky arm, serviceably sinewy in its sheath of shiny satin.
Lazily, Lucas leaned in to the lady’s luscious locks, lamenting his lame leg. Purporting Paul purposely picked a piece of pie that Polly would peck a prevaricated pinch of.
Timothy was titillated by the tumultuous tension twanging in the tent.
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some much needed nonsense for Trifecta this week š : 33-333 words including the word pedantic, using its 3rd definition:
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant(see pedant)
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
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The amazing alliteration is absolutely alluring, driving David to describe the divine diction with delight. š
Divine diction indeed š
How fetching, fantastic and fun-filled. Makes me want to play along. It is indeed, alluringly alliterative.
Ha, best! There’s something so ridiculously silly about it, I’m glad you played along and made me laugh š
Ha! You’re a goof, but this works very well. Oh! and, alliteration is my favoritist writing device ever!
Well thank you sir š I’m a total sucker for it, in case you didn’t pick up on that…
BraVO!!! Standing ovation! *clap*clap*clap* Bully!
*sketches a bow* well thank you so much, kind sir, I’m very glad that you enjoyed it š
Ha ha! I love the word ‘purporting’. Great use of it!
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Ha, thank you š it’s hard to only pick three!
My mind is tongue tied (:
Mine was too, this was my misguided attempt to unravel š
This is fun! I read it aloud for fun (yes, I’m a dork) and stumbled over it a bit. I think it would be entertaining to hear an inebriated person read it š
Bahahaha! now i have to go find some drunk people…You’re in good dorkhood company, because the best part of writing alliteration is stumbling through it out loud š