Party Crasher








His cocky attitude sauntered away and hid from the assault of her incredulity.

“So just because little Miss Crazy Pants McGee thinks you’re cute your dick throws your common sense out the window?”

Ah…shit.  If she already knows she’s right do I still have to answer her, he wondered.

She drilled a finger into his chest.  “This stupid ‘club’ was your idea, and the whole safety in secrecy thing doesn’t work if you DON’T.  KEEP IT.  SECRET!”  Her voice rose with every syllable until she was shouting at the top of her considerable lungs.

His ego tried to get its footing back and was squeaking out witty responses in the back of his head; thankfully common sense skulked back in through the window to muffle them.

She let loose something disconcertingly close to a growl and started to turn away.  She stopped, mid-pivot, and arched a brow at something over his shoulder. “You idiot.  I believe that you may be the first Van Helsing to ever actually invite the vampire that crashed the party.”

Ah….shit.  The night erupted into screams.



a little story for this weeks Trifecta challenge that made me laugh to write 🙂

CLUB 1a : a heavy usually tapering staff especially of wood wielded as a weapon  b : a stick or bat used to hit a ball in any of various games  c : something resembling a club 2a : a playing card marked with a stylized figure of a black clover   b : plural but sing or plural in constr : the suit comprising cards marked with clubs 3a : an association of persons for some common object usually jointly supported and meeting periodically; also : a group identified by some common characteristic <nations in the nuclear club>  

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21 thoughts on “Party Crasher

  1. Oops! LOL Good one!

  2. Funny… secret clubs, vampires and nights erupting into screams.. I guess I’m a sicko to think that’s funny, but I do. Maybe it’s Miss Crazy Pants McGee that has me laughing.. 🙂

  3. Miss Crazy Pants McGee would be a very interesting name for a superhero…or a supervillain. Either one. 😛

    • Ha! I think that would be a GREAT superhero and ridiculously fun to write. Not that you would know anything about ridiculous fun 😉

  4. God. Damned – you’re GOOD! It’s like I’m listening through a wall, instead of reading it from a screen. You go, Grrrrl!

  5. I really liked the way his emotions had personalities of their own, like he was not in control of his own reactions. Which, I’m guessing, is pretty much the case. 🙂 I was *not* expecting the vampire, and the last line in particular made me laugh out loud. Great job! Thanks for linking up! ~Christine (Trifecta Guest Judge)

    • That’s my favorite part of short fiction, because you can use silly writing devices that wouldn’t work for full length- I thought it was funny to imagine moods and emotions all ambling around in his head like little people. Ha, I didn’t even know where the story was going to tell the truth so I’m very glad it made you laugh. Thank you very much, any compliments from you make me feel all twinkly 😉

  6. Thomas Marlowe

    Oh I loved this – fun and chaotic! Really well written

  7. Hilarious! Well written. Nicely done. 😀

  8. I enjoyed this. 🙂 very vivid and great dialogue.

    • Thank you! I love starting to write something for fun with no idea what the point is and ending up with something that people enjoyed 🙂

  9. KymmInBarcelona

    Sounds like he was crashing his own party, and not in a good way! lol

  10. Draug419

    Welp. I guess they should find a new Helsing.

    • let’s just hope he isn’t the last of his line; it would be a pity for such a family to be brought low by the likes of this 😉

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